Do not leave me,
hide in my heart like a secret,
wind around my head like a turban.
“I come and go as I please,”
you say, ”swift as a heartbeat.”
You can tease me as much as you like
but never leave me.
TOO BUSY GAMING TO ENJOY CHRISTMAS DINNER? GAME ON AND HAVE DINNER FROM A CAN!
UK-based retailer GAME, in conjunction with designer Chris Godfrey, has developed a product perfect for the gamer that can’t put down the controller: Christmas dinner in a can.
Starting with a breakfast of scrambled eggs and bacon and finishing off with Christmas pudding, the idea is that gamer’s can enjoy a whole day’s worth of food without having to step away from their consoles. They simply pop the top and drop the glop.
The product is not yet available but will be £1.99 and available exclusively at GAME for now.
I hate to admit it, but I’d give it a try. How about you?
This is what I’ve been waiting for
willy wonka anyone?
aka i need a 10TIHAY AU like burning
#i feel like i read one of these but the roles were switched? #like stiles was kat and derek was patrick? #but it’s SO MUCH BETTER THIS WAY OMG #laura decides that cora can’t date until derek does #but derek is a huge antisocial loser with kate-related issues and some anger management problems #so when cora meets uhhhhh someone? maybe isaac? idk #she and the someone hatch a plot to find derek the perfect mate #and somehow stumble upon the idea that since the only thing derek enjoys is not enjoying things #then the person who irritates him the most will be the one he falls for #at which point isaac says OH SHIT i know the perfect person ugh he’s the worsssst #enter stiles #who needs the money #and also isaac gets scott to ask him so he can’t say no #plus once stiles actually SEES derek there’s that aspect to it #like it’s not exactly going to be a hardship if he and derek end up making out a little #but he doesn’t expect to actually fall for derek #and derek definitely doesn’t expect to fall for stiles #and you know the drill from there #EXCEPT OH WAIT WHAT IF #what if #what if derek figures out that cora and isaac are paying stiles to date him #and DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING #because cora and isaac (or whoever) are so happy together #and he can’t destroy that for them #plus he figures they already paid stiles #or they haven’t paid stiles and if derek tells them that he knows then stiles won’t get his money #and derek knows that stiles needs it #so he decides he’ll just wait #until stiles inevitably breaks up with him #it’s not like anyone could ever want derek for real (via sir-yessir)
YES HELLO EXCUSE ME I’M HAVING A PROBLEM RIGHT NOW AND MY PROBLEM IS ALL OF YOU PEOPLE. ALL OF YOU.
WELCOME TO THE TONY(S) CLUB WHERE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS HAPPY AND JUST CHILLING ON THE CLUB, FREE FROM MANPAIN AND ANGST
vip card is available especially for Captain America aka Steve Rogers!
Screw jumping into a pile of money, I wanna jump into a pile of Tonys.
Arthur. We need to get moving.